J-Jonah_Jameson

Spider-man was a hero i just couldn't see it. He was a thief a criminal! He stole my suit! He is a menace to the entire city! I want that wall crawling arachnid prosecuted, i want him strung up by his web, I WANT SPIDER-MAN!!!. I want public to see spider-man for the two bit criminal he really is he's a fake full of stickum, catch him in the act spider-man with his hand in a cookie jar, whoever gets me that photo gets the job. Well what are you waiting for chinese new year? Go go go. Who is Spider-Man? He's a criminal that's who he is! A vigilante! A public menace! What's he doing on MY front page? -We sold out four printings-. Sold out? -Every copy-. Tomorrow morning, Spider-man page one, with a decent picture this time. Move conway to page seven there's a prominent page i make a page 8 and give him 10% off i'll make it five percent -that can't be done- get out of here!. *Smacks newspaper on the desk* Pack your things, get out of my building.-i was jus- YOUR FIRED!